I'm the director of NIULAI — a gloriously janky low-poly 3D cartoon I somehow got 2 theaters in 2026. it became the internet's favorite "beautiful disaster". first 9 days made only ¥7,169 — worst of the year. then a leaked clip went viral, the bull army showed up, and within 48h daily box office jumped from ¥870K 2 ¥6.09M, total past ¥12.89M.
traders & degen apes started chanting the title like a spell: "NIULAI = BULL MARKET IS COMING." my goofy yellow calf became the unofficial mascot of the next bull run. so I built this site as HQ 4 the herd. 🐂





